1."Hey do you mind coming with me to my Grandpa's funeral." "Of course, if you need anything just let me know." "Thanks, I just hope the we can use it to celebrate his life instead of mourning his loss." "Don't worry I put the Fun in Funeral!" "Actually I think i'll just go alone." 2. What did the goat say to the cow. Bah 3. How many light bulbs does it take to break a human. it depends on the size of their feet. 4. What weighs more a pound of salt or a pound of pepper. 5.what song perfectly sums up an A.A meeting S.O.B by Nathaniel Rateliff 6. So a Clown and a priest walk into(THE FOLLOWING JOKE HAS BEEN DELETED BY THE SCHOOL DISTRICT OF JENKINTOWN DUE TO ITS HORRIFIC NATURE THE AUTHOR HAS LOST THE PRIVILEGE OF WRITING ON THIS BLOG WITHOUT SUPERVISION) 1.Things not to say at a wedding So, when the divorce? I drop kicked the flower girl through the cake. Why did you invite me i hate both of you. 2. things from my life. You know Sully from monsters inc. yeah my brother peed on a statue of him when I was two. I once slept in my closet when the cleaning lady came over. my brother once smacked a tooth out of my mouth. I started a riot at a kid's birthday party last weekend. I once fell down the stairs while i was eating a biscuit. |
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