Evan’s Codes, Riddles, and jokes.
1.What do vibrations and oxygen always kill for most people?
Answer: … .. .-.. . -. -.-. .
2. In the divorce, my husband took half the house. But it’s okay, my house is all right now.
3.“Knock knock” who's there?
Franklin Gonzalez the 13 of house O'Billy.
Franklin Gonzalez the 13 of house O'Billy who?
Stacy how many people do you know that name!
3.Jed, can you help me with something.
Sorry man I got a hundred problems my dog is sick.
Well about that I kinda accidentally killed your dog so now you got ninety-nine problems and a bit...
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4.Hey guess what sharks and i don't have in common
Sharks don’t eat people on purpose.
5.What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He turned himself in because he was a danger to himself and others and wanted to get the proper medical help he needed.
6.“Knock knock”
Come in
7.Hey is that up dog?
whats up dog?
8.Hey what falls apart quicker an unbalanced rock tower or my confidence? …..no, i am seriously asking you a question.
9. best thing about denial is the fact that everything is just fine.
10.What is soft, round, and has a whole in the middle
A - .. --- ..- -- .... -. ..- -
What is the one joke i will never put on the blog
the .- .-. .. ... - --- -.-. .-. .- - ...
1.What do vibrations and oxygen always kill for most people?
Answer: … .. .-.. . -. -.-. .
2. In the divorce, my husband took half the house. But it’s okay, my house is all right now.
3.“Knock knock” who's there?
Franklin Gonzalez the 13 of house O'Billy.
Franklin Gonzalez the 13 of house O'Billy who?
Stacy how many people do you know that name!
3.Jed, can you help me with something.
Sorry man I got a hundred problems my dog is sick.
Well about that I kinda accidentally killed your dog so now you got ninety-nine problems and a bit...
Leave Now!
4.Hey guess what sharks and i don't have in common
Sharks don’t eat people on purpose.
5.What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He turned himself in because he was a danger to himself and others and wanted to get the proper medical help he needed.
6.“Knock knock”
Come in
7.Hey is that up dog?
whats up dog?
8.Hey what falls apart quicker an unbalanced rock tower or my confidence? …..no, i am seriously asking you a question.
9. best thing about denial is the fact that everything is just fine.
10.What is soft, round, and has a whole in the middle
A - .. --- ..- -- .... -. ..- -
What is the one joke i will never put on the blog
the .- .-. .. ... - --- -.-. .-. .- - ...