1.Things not to say at a wedding
So, when the divorce?
I drop kicked the flower girl through the cake.
Why did you invite me i hate both of you.
2. things from my life.
You know Sully from monsters inc. yeah my brother peed on a statue of him when I was two.
I once slept in my closet when the cleaning lady came over.
my brother once smacked a tooth out of my mouth.
I started a riot at a kid's birthday party last weekend.
I once fell down the stairs while i was eating a biscuit.