1. What has two arms but stays in the same spot.
answer: .- / -.-. .-.. --- -.-. -.-
2. Hey get someone to say P.U.C.I backwards it be will hilarious.
3. what is man's best friend?
Answer: - . .-. .-. -.-- / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / . ...- . .-. -.-- -... --- -.. -.-- / .-.. .. -.- . ... / - . .-. .-. -.--
4. If you're ever having a bad day always remember there is a high chance someone just got barfed on.
5. Evan thinks people who refer to themselves in the third person are weird.
6.Evan's thought of the week: Is it possible to bite a tooth in half.
7. What is neither dead or alive.
answer: Schrodinger's cat read a book once in awhile.
8... huh that's weird someone usually knocks twice by now guess no one's coming.
9. li Timmy:"hey how do you tell your crush you like them?"
Evan:"You don't!"