1."Hey do you mind coming with me to my Grandpa's funeral."
"Of course, if you need anything just let me know."
"Thanks, I just hope the we can use it to celebrate his life instead of mourning his loss."
"Don't worry I put the Fun in Funeral!"
"Actually I think i'll just go alone."
2. What did the goat say to the cow.
Bah
3. How many light bulbs does it take to break a human.
it depends on the size of their feet.
4. What weighs more a pound of salt or a pound of pepper.
5.what song perfectly sums up an A.A meeting
S.O.B by Nathaniel Rateliff
6. So a Clown and a priest walk into(THE FOLLOWING JOKE HAS BEEN DELETED BY THE SCHOOL DISTRICT OF JENKINTOWN DUE TO ITS HORRIFIC NATURE THE AUTHOR HAS LOST THE PRIVILEGE OF WRITING ON THIS BLOG WITHOUT SUPERVISION)