Aquabibs1: Water drinker
Acetabuliform2: Shaped like a saucer or bowl
Cosmogyral3: A state of spinning around the universe
It was thirteen days prior to the event that this picture depicts, that this event took place. It all started, this whole kerfuffle that is, when these nine aquabibs1 dove into one acetabuliform2 and were scientifically transported into the foible dimension where everything that exists or might exist, but never did exist is a foible. The nine aquabibs spent twelve days and twenty three nights in a constant state of cosmogyral3. Once the journey had ended they, the aquabibs, found themselves in a vast ocean. This vast ocean was quite small actually, which is ironic to its name, “Vast Ocean”. In fact, it was actually a sink, labelled, “Vast Ocean”. (For copyright purposes we cannot display the name in the photo, as it is already displayed in the national museum of things that don't make much sense at all on the planet Neptune, or “NMOTTDMMSATOTPN”, for short.) You may be wondering as to why we state there are nine aquabibs when in fact the photo only shows eight, you would be mistaken of course as the photo does actually display nine and a half aquabibs. Now, for the reason as to why they all ended in the “Vast Ocean”, they swam into a library and up the down stairs, which is against the rules of librarianship of course because one may only swim during the swim time and only swim down the left stairs. As punishment for their terrible crimes, the eight aquabibs where sent through a pinochle game table and from there into the foible dimension and then finally into the “Vast Ocean”, of which is actually my neighbor’s sink. You may be wondering as to why the liquid in the sink is pink. Now, you might not, but we need to make this story over three hundred words long and this is a wonderful way to take up space. The liquid in the “Vast Ocean”, is not really a liquid at all, though you might disagree, just know that even when we are wrong, we are always upside down. The so called liquid which is not really a liquid at all is actually a group of aliens that make up the symposium of making foolish decisions on not so important topics that most people creatures and things don't really give a damn about. Or, “TSOMFDONSITTMPCATDRGADA”, for not so short but still an acronym. So there you have it, why the aquabibs ended up in the “Vast Ocean” and why the so called liquid is pink, even though it's not really a liquid at all.
Aquabibs1: Water drinker Acetabuliform2: Shaped like a saucer or bowl Cosmogyral3: A state of spinning around the universe
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